麦兜定律一：不要和女人讲道理，尤其是生气的女人。

McDull First Rule: Do not reason with a woman, especially the angry woman.

麦兜定律二：你不尊重我，我尊重你，你还不尊重我，我依旧尊重你。你再不尊重我，我就废了你。

McDull Law II: You do not respect me, I respect you, you do not respect me, I still respect you. You do not respect me, I waste you.

麦兜定律三：想哭就哭，想笑就笑，不要因为世界虚伪，你也变的虚伪了。

McDull law of three: cry cry, to laugh to laugh, not because the world is false, and you become hypocritical.

麦兜定律四：不开心睡一觉，就让它过去吧。伤心还好，伤胃就不好了。

McDull Law Four: not happy sleep, but let that pass. Sad Fortunately, Shang Wei on the bad.

麦兜定律五，要懂得珍惜守护，身边的每个人，因为前世扭断脖子的回眸，我们才换来了今生的相遇！

McDull law of five, to know how to cherish the guard, everyone around you, because the neck is broken, Review of past lives that we encounter in exchange for a life!

麦兜定律六，我们可以慢慢向前走，但绝对不能后退。

McDull law of six, we can move forward slowly, but we can not retreat.

麦兜定律七，永远不要后退，退到最后是无路可退。

McDull law of seven, never retreat, retreat and finally back to the wall.

麦兜定律八，有事情是要说出来的，不要等着对方去领悟，因为对方不是你，不知道你想要什么，等到最后只能是伤心和失望，尤其是感情。

McDull law of eight, there are things that speak out, do not wait for the other party to comprehend, because someone is not you, do not know what you want, wait until the last can only be sad and disappointed, especially feelings.

名言一：感谢黑夜的来临，我知道今天不论有多失败，全新的明天仍然等待我来证明自己．．．

Famous one: I thank the advent of night, I know that no matter how fail, still waiting for a new tomorrow, I'll prove myself. 

名言二：感谢我的身材，即使臃肿，我也能到世界各地去旅游。

Second quote: I thank my body, even bloated, I can travel around the world.

名言三：感谢那些曾让我伤心难过的日子，我知道快乐已经离我不远了。

Famous three: to thank those who made my sad day, I know that happiness is not far away from me.

名言四：感谢我的鼻子，即使塌，也让我可以呼吸新鲜空气。

Famous four: To my nose, even if the collapse, but also so that I can breathe fresh air.

名言五：感谢太阳又升起，继续点燃我的梦想。

Famous five: Thank the sun rose again, to light my dream.

名言六：感谢不离不弃的你，让我知道仍有人爱我。

Famous Six: Thank never betray you, let me know there are people who love me.

名言七：感谢我的双眼，再小，再眯，我也能看见，日出，日落，花开，花谢。

Famous Seven: To my eyes, then small, then squint, I can see the sunrise, sunset, flowers, flowers bloom.

名言八：感谢老天爷所降下的雨水，为伤心淤积的心灵给刷洗洁净。

Famous eight: Thank goodness the rain down for sad hearts to scrub clean sediment.

名言九：感谢你的支持，不论今天有多挫折，我仍会勇敢地活下去。

Nine saying: Thank you for your support, no matter how setback today, I would have the courage to live.